Diseases of Bad Programmers/ Architects

I came across these interesting but informative articles on common diseases of bad programmers and architects:

Architects: http://codebetter.com/blogs/sahil.malik/archive/2004/12/28/39389.aspx
Programmers: http://codebetter.com/blogs/sahil.malik/archive/2005/06/07/64255.aspx

Another good read:

If it's silly to suggest putting my SATs on my resume, why is ..

Scott Hanselman, MCSD, MCT, MCP, MC*.*

.. reasonable? Having a cert means you have a capacity to hold lots of technical stuff in your head. Full stop. I propose we sign our names like this:

Scott Hanselman, 11 Successful Large Projects, 3 Open Source Applications, 1 Colossal Failure
Wouldn't that be nice?

Refer to http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000576.html